CrimexJunkie D-rank
Posts : 1 Jewel : 2048600 Join date : 2013-02-07 Age : 31 Location : Philippines
Character sheet Character Name: Magic of character: Mana Bar: (100/100)
| Subject: Enter the Crime Scene! (Now looking for a new subconscious...) Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:32 am | |
| Having a casual conversation...
Me: Well, hello there. This is where introductions are made right? I am not very good at them though. I don't know where should I even begin with...
Unknown Voice: Well, for starters you should start with what you would like people to call you. That should be so obvious.
Me: Who the hell are you?
Unknown Voice: We've been together for so long, it hurts that you still don't know! I'm your Subconscious you silly pants, you.
Me: My subconscious? Aren't you supposed to be ethereal and stuff... you know, inside my head?
Subconscious: We had a weak signal. It always seemed like I'd always be the voice in the back of your head, so I decided to come to the front!
* Subconscious smiles expectantly with bulging eyes.
Me: ...
*Long silence follows. Me: Alright. Do what you want. So my name is CrimexJun-
Subconscious: That's not your name! Why are you lying to people?! His real name is Ki-
*Bludgeons with a baseball and stuffs in a sack. Fills in a glass cage with acid and throws sack in.
Me: Phew! Sorry about that.
* Bubbling and silent screams are heard inside the awkward silence
Me: Anyway, my name is CrimexJunkie and I'm 19 years old, but you can call me Junkie. I am first and foremost a writer, so I have a tendency to write somewhat large posts and I like to plot a lot. I have occasional orgasms when a character I make progresses and grows inside a story. I also like painting and drawing, but it's been so long since I've put them to good use so I am a little rusty. I also happen to be a very healthy eater (that's an innuendo for being fat) because I also happen to like cooking very much, but you probably didn't need to know that and I think I'm doing it again. So without further ado, that's me in a nutshell.
P.S I think, I THINK, I might need a new subconsciousness, preferably one that is not bossy and nosy.
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Eve_Furey S-rank
Posts : 395 Jewel : 2126092 Join date : 2012-05-28
Character sheet Character Name: Eve Furey Magic of character: Card Magic Mana Bar: (100/100)
| Subject: Re: Enter the Crime Scene! (Now looking for a new subconscious...) Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:17 pm | |
| Hello! I haven't read the above as I'm in a bit of a rush, but we've revamped our site and have reopened it on another - located here: http://ftrp.forumsmotion.com/If you are interested in this site, I recommend you relocate there! (Welcome to the family!) <3 | |
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